Dear Future,
How are you doing? Hope you are fine because there are a lot of things that I would want to bring to your attention. I, in the present, I’m doing fine apart from some ups and downs in this life. Just experiencing some strong headaches brought about by these hangovers. You see yesterday I decided to go drinking even after the Pope just landed in my country. My girlfriend decided that we cannot jiggle a little bit because we are in the same country as His holiness and she has purposed to create a suitable environment for him. I then checked my phone to see if there was any of my FBs or Ex that could aid my libido but there was none available. Apparently I have not called some of them since the last time we jiggled, others were ‘Wateja’s’, while others were married or engaged to be married. As I was contemplating the 3rd use of soap, James called and asked me to meet him at club Tribal. That is a non issue for now because I know you have great plans for me. I can picture the woman you hold to be my loyal wife and the mipango wakandos that await, Hehehe…
“My girlfriend decided that we cannot jiggle a little bit because we are in the same country as His holiness and she has purposed to create a suitable environment for him”
I think you already know me enough from the little introduction that we just had, though seems like I did all of it. As I earlier stated, I am fine in the present. Hope you hear the attitude in that statement and ask if am sure. You see, in my country, fine is a term we use to ask you to press harder for more details. As it is now clear to your Mr. Future (Hope you are a He, got no guts to deal with attitude), I am not fine. You see, I am a little worried or rather scared of what you hold. Mr. Future, I have had quite a past. One that I hope will never repeat itself in the future. I have had hard times that I had to endure and done things that am not proud of. In fact, nothing in my past relates to you. I haven’t actually done enough to prepare for you. I was lost in the YOLO movement that ensured we had a hand to mouth relationship with finances. But I now have a job that pays something at the end of the month though not as much as I would want. I recently opened a savings account that has guaranteed that I have to survive on ‘okay’ food and live an ‘okay’ life for now. I am planning to close that account as soon as possible. In fact, I started closing it the moment I figured what it meant to have a bright you. The suffering and the endurance was just beyond what I could hold. Don’t worry about your well being because I have a plan.
I recently opened a savings account that has guaranteed that I have to survive on ‘okay’ food and live an ‘okay’ life for now. I am planning to close that account as soon as possible. In fact, I started closing it the moment I figured what it meant to have a bright you.
The reason as to why I write is to prepare you early enough for the kind of life that I want. You see I am 28years old and I want to start living my future the moment I turn 30years. So precisely, you have 1 year 6 months 1 week and about 3 days to ensure that my plans work. If you ask why I did not write early enough, it’s because I got to know you existed just the other day. Hope you make it to pass and be the future that I want. Before I explain my plan to you, here are the things that I want you to offer; I want a new Maybach Exelero worth $8M that I will use to attend my executive meetings to run my empire (Did I just mention “Empire?”Ops! It was a slip of the tongue but seems like we cannot go back now). For a sport car, I will accept a Lamborghini Veneno worth $4.5M. I would not like to look monotonous so I will also want a Lykan Hypersport worth $3.4M. This I will use to attend bachelor parties and show off in town. I also want to own private ships and Jets. While at that, having my own Island would be ideal otherwise the equation would not balance. Forbes Magazine should be my new photo album as I will feature among the richest men in the world. I want to run an empire so big that its riches cannot be compared to any. I will do Champaign for breakfast and feed pizza to my pet.
I want a new Maybach Exelero worth $8M that I will use to attend my executive meetings to run my empire (Did I just mention “Empire?”Ops! It was a slip of the tongue but seems like we cannot go back now)
Being my future, I know that you are worried that I have not mentioned women in my list of wants. Just for the record, I am not gay and I hate everything about that idea. I love boobs. I love women but it’s not on my list because they coexist alongside money. Dear Future, There is this one woman that I want you to bring to me. Her name is Nikki Bella. She is a WWE athlete, one half of the Bella twins. She is the longest serving WWE Diva Champions in the history of sports entertainment. I have had a crash on her ever since day one. I love her body, her perfect curves and her muscles. She has done it all when it comes to fame. As you can see Mr. Future, I am a humble man and don’t need the whole world to be happy…Hehehe…..
Dear Future, There is this one woman that I want you to bring to me. Her name is Nikki Bella. She is a WWE athlete, one half of the Bella twins.
Now here is my plan Mr. Future. I need you to make opportunity and luck to owe you one. You have got to impress the forces of Nature and have them at your debt. Let them owe you one for the moment to come. Have you heard about betting? Do you know of those who made millions in a single bet? Are you familiar with the term ‘Poker’? If you are not, then it’s going to be a little tricky but not impossible. You see, I have a lot of hope and confidence in you Mr. Future. Just let them owe you and pull that one for me and I promise that we shall live happily ever After.
I love you dear Future. Got tears in my eyes for this beautiful moments to come.
Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Musoosi
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